July 25, 2017

The Tampa Bay Fan

Looking up fan photos has never been so depressing.  They are a sick twisted lot, wild and firey hair mixed with baby headed shoulder pads.  They look like a Raiders fan that fell through a ball pit filled a dozen care bear corpses and as the fan was caught on the tufts of care bear fur and the silver skulls were wrapped in carebear skin something horribly grotesque came into the world, this fan.  Chucky heads…  Really…  Sometimes I’m glad that I have no parents and was raised by dire antelopes, it beats ending up with this guy for a dad.