October 20, 2014

10 Reasons Bengal fans should hate the Atlanta Falcons

1. Peachtrees -  A small part of land of the City of Atlanta was once an American Indian village whose name translates into English as “Standing Peachtree”. Nice fact, except the morons who developed the city decided to name every street Peachtree. Just head downtown, and you’ll find that West Peachtree Street runs parallel to [...]

Congratulations Bengals, You’re a “C” Student

Imagine, if you will, that the NFL is a giant high school. The Bengals, just another student at NFL High, is anxious about getting his midterm (bye week) progress report from school. He knows that his grades aren’t as good as they should be. He feels like he may have been underachieving in his classes [...]

A response to the Philadelphians – Frank Fitzpatrick

Great job Phillies, you beat a young Reds team and deserved to win.  This is a sports blog for the Cincinnati Bengals but I felt since this is a bye week I would respond to the article in the Philadelphia enquirer by Frank Fitzpatrick. He thought a little salt in the wound was necessary, so [...]

WDW Episode 08 – Did That Just Happen?

Two wins through five weeks spells perfect timing for the bye week. Back to back losses to teams that were beatable may come back to haunt the Bengals postseason hopes. Nate Wilkinson from StripeHype.com joins us this week to put the early disappointment in perspective. How many of you thought the Bengals would be 2-3 [...]

An Open Letter to Bengals Fans

An extension of what Number 1 Fan said: If you booed Carson Palmer, not only are you an asshole, you’re an idiot. Here’s why: Carson Palmer is one of the biggest reason that the Cincinnati Bengals transformed from the worst team in the NFL (the 1990′s) to a year in and year out playoff contender. [...]

Bye week blues – Bungle edition

How can a fan base boo Carson Palmer when it was announced he passed 20,000 yds on his career? If you are one of the ones who booed I say two things: 1. What the fuck have you done in your life? Whatever you are thinking in your head, imagine 10,000 people booing you for [...]

Somali Pirates We

Almost every single NFL team has an understandable mascot. The Bengals, for instance, have a Bengal Tiger as their mascot. The large cat is terrifying because it could easily drag my large (very large) dead carcase high up in a tree to eat me. If that’s not bad-ass then I don’t know what is. Some [...]

10 reasons Bengal fans should hate the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

This weekend the Bengals take on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  Like Cincinnati, the Tampa Bay fans are enjoying having their baseball team in the playoffs (for one more game it seems). I thought I had no bad feelings towards the Bucs. I mean, for a long time they were the doormat of the NFL.  They [...]

The Tampa Bay Fan

Looking up fan photos has never been so depressing.  They are a sick twisted lot, wild and firey hair mixed with baby headed shoulder pads.  They look like a Raiders fan that fell through a ball pit filled a dozen care bear corpses and as the fan was caught on the tufts of care bear [...]

WDW Episode 07 – Are You Freakin Kidding Me?

Well who saw that coming? We certainly didn’t. Apparently neither did Roy Williams or Jordan Shipley. They’re both back in Cleveland looking for their marbles. Kudos to the Browns though. They made the plays to win the game and once again the Bengals cost themselves a victory. Need a shoulder to cry on? Need to [...]