October 25, 2016

A little off…


Ok…so the title of the article is wrong…there is more than a little off.  It’s called A LOT.  We’re 3-2 and somehow still 2nd in the division (but that’s only because Pittsburgh already had their bye) behind the Ravens who are pulling away fast.  We’ve got more bad news in the form of injuries and [...]

Let’s fry some fish…


It has been super busy here.  I’m sure all of you are wondering, “Hey Kurt.  Where have you been?  We’ve been eagerly awaiting your article!”  Well everyone, I’ve been getting busy with school, moving into a new house, and painting.  Needless to say I’ve been occupying my time.  But let’s get to football before I [...]

Maurice Jones-Who?


Here we are…Week 4.  I’m looking at the conference standings and the Bengals are currently ranked 6th.  That puts us in the 2nd Wild Card spot so we make the playoffs.  YEAH!!!  Oh wait…it’s only week 4.  We’ve still got a way to go.  When I think of this season so far it reminds me [...]

Offense soars higher while Defense falls farther


Wow.  I don’t know which I’m more impressed with…our Offense or my prediction?  It’s good to have a winning season again.  It’s not by much but we should enjoy it.  Hopefully it’ll continue to grow over the next couple of weeks but you never know.  But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.  Let’s look at [...]

Offense vs. Offense


If you’re one of those people that think that football games are won and lost by the defense then you should NOT watch this game because it couldn’t be farther from the truth.  Let’s be honest here.  The Bengals’ D sucks…the Redskins’ D sucks…Carson Palmer sucks but that’s neither her nor there.  The truth is [...]

Offense = Yes, Special Teams = Yes, Defense = *farting noise*


1-1 .500 You’re just as good as you are bad, but hey…we could be like the Browns, Jags, Chiefs, Saints, Titans & ‘Palmer’s Pathetics’ and be 0-2.  In that case, thank the football gods for front loaded schedules. Hey Dalton!  (24/31, 318 yrds, 3 TDs, RAT 128.2)  Welcome back.  Good to see you again.  It [...]

Get up and play or go home and shut up!

get up

If you couldn’t tell I’m still a little grouchy about the loss.  I love all of my co-writers here but if I read one more time that ‘It’s only Week 1′ I’m gonna flip.  If you read my schedule prediction from last week you’ll know that I did pick the Bengals to lose but I didn’t [...]

Flacco Awesome…or Defense Terrible?


Everyone is saying ‘Don’t panic…it’s only Week 1.’  ’Don’t worry…they’ll get better.’  ’It was only the first game.’  Well you know what, I am panicking.  I am worrying.  And I don’t care if it’s Week 1 or 17, if the Bengals are serious about ‘DNO’ (Destination New Orleans) then the defense has to get serious about [...]

255 to go…


It’s been awhile since I’ve written but that doesn’t mean that I have been thinking about ‘The Jungle’.  My Raiders tickets are burning holes in my pockets and Monday night can’t get here soon enough.  Even though it was two teams that I didn’t really care about, watching the season opener on Wednesday night filled [...]

Less Injuries…More Peerman


I’m excited like every other Bengal fan to see what our team can do.  So here I sit, Friday night, kids in bed, watching my team live.  What to do?  I’m going to write one line of text every time I feel like it that explains how I feel about the game at that moment [...]